A Veritable Hotbed of Romance and Passion

[pennswoods]

Trevor splashed on his favorite cologne, Ew de Stinky Swamp, puffed out his chest and preened. Today he would be accompanying Neville to Hogwarts, a veritable hotbed of romance and passion - or so rampant rumors among the garden gnomes out back had led him to believe.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 3: All Aboard the Hogwarts Express

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[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Let's see if I can come up with a whole bunch of these. They're kind of fun to write - like haiku but with prose. ;)