Birthday Cake

Trevor loved birthday cakes. He loved licking the icing, rolling around in the crumbs, and blowing out all the candles.

For some reason, this made him very unpopular with Neville’s new roommates on THEIR birthdays.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 4: King of the Castle

A Monstrous Thing

Sometimes Trevor wished it were possible for toads to cry. When news of the slain unicorn reached him, he crept away to his secret hiding place under the sink in the girl’s loo and listened to Myrtle cry enough for the both of them.

But even all her tears couldn’t bring the beautiful unicorn back.
 

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 5: Evil Bad Things

 

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad

Who says a toad can't have memoirs?  Here are the topsy-turvy tales of Trevor the Toad, Neville Longbottom's suave but loyal pet and a key behind-the-scenes player (in more sense than one) in Harry Potter's ongoing struggle against You-Know-Who.



Chapter 1: In the Fishbowl

In the Fishbowl
Out of the Mouths of Babes

Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

Great Expectations
Lush
The Toad and His Boy
Stinky Pockets
Toad Licking

Chapter 3: All Aboard the Hogwarts Express

A Veritable Hotbed of Romance and Passion
Bertie Botts
A Cunning Toad
The Potions Nutter
A Touch of Gas

Chapter 4: King of the Castle

On the Make
Birthday Cake
Flying Lessons
A Weighty Matter
Other People's Pets

Chapter 5: Evil Bad Things

A Monstrous Thing

Chapter 6: Growing Pains

Pocket Pirate
Semper Paratus
A Dish Best Served Toad

Chapter 7: Something Squishy This Way Comes

Splish-Splash
Wildly Inappropriate