A Veritable Hotbed of Romance and Passion

[pennswoods]

Trevor splashed on his favorite cologne, Ew de Stinky Swamp, puffed out his chest and preened. Today he would be accompanying Neville to Hogwarts, a veritable hotbed of romance and passion - or so rampant rumors among the garden gnomes out back had led him to believe.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 3: All Aboard the Hogwarts Express

Comments

[j-lunatic.livejournal.com]

Is this an excerpt from a forthcoming longer work? Very promising beginning.

Is "Ew" a deliberate substitute for "Eau"?

Any idea where I can find a good Trevor icon?

[msavi.livejournal.com]

SQUEE! Heehee, these are so cute.

[hp5freak.livejournal.com]

So CUTE!!!

[emerald-dragon8.livejournal.com]

OMG SO CUTE. Rumours between garden gnomes. Woman, you kill me dead.

[werewolfsfan.livejournal.com]

YES! a veritable hotbed of romance and passion - or so rampant rumors among the garden gnomes out back had led him to believe. I knew there was a good reason that I want to go to Hogwarts!