To Whom It May Concern...

[pennswoods]

Not everyone had a comfortable stay at the conference hotel, it would seem. The following note was discovered on the desk of the "Snape Suite", AKA, the "Sitting Room at Spinner's End" during Infinitus. Apparently, the professor was less than pleased with the house elf service.


To Whom it May Concern:

Your establishment is a disgrace to the hospitality industry. Not only is there an appalling lack of fire whiskey in the mini bar and insufficient space in the anti-magical safe for my personal effects (do you have any idea just how large a size 8 pewter cauldron is?), but the house elf service is beyond deplorable.

The tea that accompanies breakfast looks and tastes like dishwater, not once has the evening turn-down service included a chocolate on the pillow, and twice I have returned to my room to discover that someone had riffled through my clothing. As I am NOT in the habit of decorating lampshades with my undergarments, I can only assume this was the work of one of your employees.

In short, someone needs to be given a pair of socks and set free, and I expect a refund.

Severus Snape

Comments

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

fjsaldfjsa;dl

Worst. Costumer. Ever.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

LOL! Seriously - that's harsh.

Also, I missed you there! I hope you have lots of fun in Europe!!!!11

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

I missed not being there. :(( I'm too sad to spend time on LJ right now as it will be barraged with fun Florida times I'm sure...but I got you on "stalker alert mode" so I'll get bits and pieces. :))

aslfdkjas;lfd I'M GETTING SO EXCITED!!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Can't wait for you to post updates to MAKE ME JEALOUS!!!!

[shouldknobetter.livejournal.com]

He's just a grump

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Bad tea will do that to a person. I speak from personal experience.

[sbrande.livejournal.com]

That is fucken epic. Thanks for sharing your brilliance.

Love Sonia :)

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

:)

Are you back at Dixie's or are you somewhere else getting into trouble?

[sbrande.livejournal.com]

I was in the condo when I wrote the original comment, but now we are back in Alabama. Didn't get any other invites so it looks as though I shall be staying with Dix, not that I am complaining as she is always good for a laugh.

Just got home, am exhausted. Need to sleep.

Love Sonia :)

[punkgirl79.livejournal.com]

He's just upset that his massage didn't end with a 'happy ending'.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Now that's room service...

[punkgirl79.livejournal.com]

I'll have to order that room service next year. :)

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

So was there a Snape suite and a Snarry suite? We scary het canon people hung out in the Snarry suite and HAD FUN!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* hahahah

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Yes! Our suite was only open for a night and was exactly three floors down from the Snarry suite. Two full nights of Snape-ing put me in heaven.

Also, canon het people who can let loose with the Snarry crowd and have a good time are the best kind of people! This is why you're on my flist! :D

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Yeah I think I drew Snape more this weekend than I have my entire life :) And you know, me and my 'canon het' crowd are more like 'pair anyone with anyone else as long as you leave Ron and Hermione together' crowd. Its just easier to call us canon het LMAO. We had so much fun in the Snarry Suite! And we went there 2 different nights! :D :D GOOD TIMES this con was so much damn fun!!

[winnett.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! I love you guys. *squishes* And Snape, too.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

:D

Did you just squish Snape?

[winnett.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I just squished you.

;)

[sofisticat.livejournal.com]

This is so Snape!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

:D I'm glad you think so. This was the content of a letter we had lying about the Snape Suite at the con.

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Boy, I wonder what the hotel thought of that.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

LOL! We really should have left it there! Alas...