To Whom It May Concern...

[pennswoods]

Not everyone had a comfortable stay at the conference hotel, it would seem. The following note was discovered on the desk of the "Snape Suite", AKA, the "Sitting Room at Spinner's End" during Infinitus. Apparently, the professor was less than pleased with the house elf service.


To Whom it May Concern:

Your establishment is a disgrace to the hospitality industry. Not only is there an appalling lack of fire whiskey in the mini bar and insufficient space in the anti-magical safe for my personal effects (do you have any idea just how large a size 8 pewter cauldron is?), but the house elf service is beyond deplorable.

The tea that accompanies breakfast looks and tastes like dishwater, not once has the evening turn-down service included a chocolate on the pillow, and twice I have returned to my room to discover that someone had riffled through my clothing. As I am NOT in the habit of decorating lampshades with my undergarments, I can only assume this was the work of one of your employees.

In short, someone needs to be given a pair of socks and set free, and I expect a refund.

Severus Snape

Comments

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

fjsaldfjsa;dl

Worst. Costumer. Ever.

[shouldknobetter.livejournal.com]

He's just a grump

[sbrande.livejournal.com]

That is fucken epic. Thanks for sharing your brilliance.

Love Sonia :)

[punkgirl79.livejournal.com]

He's just upset that his massage didn't end with a 'happy ending'.

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

So was there a Snape suite and a Snarry suite? We scary het canon people hung out in the Snarry suite and HAD FUN!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* hahahah

[winnett.livejournal.com]

AWESOME! I love you guys. *squishes* And Snape, too.

[sofisticat.livejournal.com]

This is so Snape!

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Boy, I wonder what the hotel thought of that.