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Trevor did not like dogs. As far as he was concerned, they were big, hairy, slobbery pests with terrible social skills. He particularly despised Augusta Longbottom’s pet spaniel, Montgomery, who had an awful addiction to licking toads.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket
pennswoods: Trevor Tales (Trevor Tales)

In Trevor’s opinion, the pureblood wizard boy Neville Longbottom was a hopeless case. He wore his hair in a bowlcut, had the fashion sense of a color-blind eighty-year-old witch, and was a huge klutz.

For some inexplicable reason, Trevor found himself developing a soft spot for the kid.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

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Apr. 7th, 2007 07:19 pm
pennswoods: (Poor Trevor)
Aside from the occasional mishap, usually caused by Neville accidentally breaking, dropping or tripping over something, life with the Longbottoms was rather uneventful.

Trevor considered taking up drinking to alleviate his boredom.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

pennswoods: (Poor Trevor)
Trevor was overjoyed to learn he was being adopted by a pureblood family. Pureblood families lived in large mansions, threw sophisticated soirees and had excellent taste. He’d be right at home.

 But then he met Neville Longbottom and immediately began hatching an escape plan.

 
The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

pennswoods: (Poor Trevor)
The first time Neville stuffed him into his pocket, Trevor discovered he was severely allergic to toothpaste. Normally this wouldn’t have been a problem except that for some odd reason, Neville had crammed his soggy toothbrush into the pocket of his robes instead of putting it in the medicine cabinet.

As Trevor eyed the offensive oral instrument, he felt himself breaking out in spots.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 2: Into the Pocket

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